ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I supernannyed him into submission
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