I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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