Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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