2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
my shit smells like andre
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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