My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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