i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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