So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
COCAINE IS GR8
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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