even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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