its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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