how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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