the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
As shirtless as possible
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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