the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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