I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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