I wish I could punch you in the face.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You need Xanax blowdarts
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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