Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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