oh god the rape fog is back!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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