i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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