you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
A bitchslap is in order.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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