More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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