brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You did what with his pubic hair?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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