So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Bang-toberfest begins!!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Maybe he injected his testicle?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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