that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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