So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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