YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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