yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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