peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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