scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
This house was built for laser tag.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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