It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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