You can't special order awesome
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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