Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You're like the curious george of whores
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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