that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
