I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
you mean i was at the winter classic?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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