We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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