just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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