They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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