she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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