No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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