Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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