just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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