Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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