you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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