white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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