Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
