i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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