you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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