normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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