do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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