But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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