we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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