Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize