im about as happy as oj after his trial
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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