Sponge bath it is.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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