okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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