it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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